Everybody is trying to sell you something
Everybody is after your hard earned cash
Everybody's got something to offer
All you've got to do is join the market rush
Everybody is trying to build a monster
Everybody hopes to be the next big thing
Everybody wants to be the future
All you've got to do is take a try out spin
You turn it on your television
They try to creep inside your head
They're like a plague of intermissions
You take 'em with you when you go to bed
Now sign it up, you can have it on credit
You can have a card, it's really God damn simple
Now can you dig it, we can barely wait
To see you sign up, sure it must be heaven
We're without shame, we've lost our scruples
We sell with s** inside our next edition
So cut your slice, go have the big bite
You'll do the cat walk and fulfill the mission
Everybody is trying to sell you something
Everybody is after your hard earned cash
Everybody's got something to offer
All you've got to do is join the market rush
Everybody is trying to build a monster
Everybody hopes to be the next big thing
Everybody wants to be the future
All you've got to do is take a try out spin
We've got the phones, we've got the I-pods
We've got the lashes that'll make you beam
We'll make you fit and twenty-seven
Bring out your card and join the glorious dream
We'll bring you style, we bring you credibility
We'll being you pills to turn around your head
So worship God or turn to Satan
We just don't care, just mind your monthly payment