[Pig 1] Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are And when your hand is on your heart You're nearly a good laugh Almost a joker With your head down in the pig bin Saying “Keep on digging.” Pig stain on your fat chin What do you hope to find When you're down in the pig mine You're nearly a laugh You're nearly a laugh But you're really a cry [Pig 2] Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are You f**ed up old hag, ha ha charade you are You radiate cold shafts of broken gla** You're nearly a good laugh Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel You're hot stuff with a hatpin And good fun with a hand gun You're nearly a laugh You're nearly a laugh But you're really a cry [Pig 3] Hey you, Whitehouse Ha ha charade you are You house proud town mouse Ha ha charade you are You're trying to keep our feelings off the street You're nearly a real treat All tight lips and cold feet And do you feel abused? …..! …..! …..! …..! You gotta stem the evil tide And keep it all on the inside Mary you're nearly a treat Mary you're nearly a treat But you're really a cry