Wanda iguana and tommy the toad
They got together and went on the road
And they sang the songs of the heart and the land
And they had a pretty good band
And they played tootle it
Larry the lizard and lou ladybug
Cute as a bu*ton and cutting a rug
And forming a circle and dancing around
They laughed so hard they both fell down
But they went
Bonny the bluejay and his dad and mom
Flew two hundred miles to see wanda and tom
And they couldn't get close enough to even see the band
They turned around and didn't even land
But they heard