Well I came home about a quarter to 5
Pulled in the drive and to my surprise
The locks were changed, the dog was Gone
This is worse than a country song
So went down to the corner bar
Neon lights shining like a star
Ordered up a glass of some inspiration
Gotta get a handle on my situation
I need a bottle with a handle on it
A barstool and some country music
A twostep cross an old dance floor
A glass of ice and a two shot pour
Cause I’ve got me a situation
Might require me some litigation
Gonna start my negotiations
To get out of my situation
Well a few days later at the grocery store
I walked inside and said there you are
Where’s the dog, where’s the cash
She said you can kiss my ass
You’re always down at the corner bar
Most nights I don’t know where you are
I’ve got no time for this conversation
You better get a handle on your situation
I need a bottle with a handle on it
A barstool and some country music
A twostep cross an old dance floor
A glass of ice and a two shot pour
Cause I’ve got me a situation
Might require me some litigation
Gonna start my negotiations
To get out of my situation
(Instrumental)
I need a bottle with a handle on it
A barstool and some country music
A twostep cross an old dance floor
A glass of ice and a two shot pour
Cause I’ve got me a situation
Might require me some litigation
Gonna start my negotiations
To get out of my situation