Well, there I am
Conker the King
King of all the land
(Who'd have thought that?)
But how did I come to this? I hear you say
And who are those strange fellows that surround my throne? That you'll also say.
Well, it's a long story.
Come closer, and I'll tell you.
It all started… yesterday.
(And what a day that was!)
It's what I call…
A Bad Fur Day.