[J.B. BIGGLEY, spoken] How do you like your new job, Miss LaRue? [HEDY LARUE, spoken] It's a big fat nothing! I thought you were gonna help me become a big business woman like [?] or Betty Crocker. So what happens? I'm stuck in the goddamn [?] pool with nobody to fish me the hell out! [BUD, spoken] Very attractive girl, Miss LaRue [J.B. BIGGLEY, spoken] Uh? Oh, ah, yes, I guess so. I was just trying to make her feel at home. She seems to be a rather shy person [BUD, spoken] Yes, well, you go ahead, J.B.. I'm meeting mother for dinner. She loves having dinner with me. I tell her everything that happens all day at the office... (sung)
Now he's thinking: [J.B. BIGGLEY] The kid could really put me through hell [BUD] And she's thinking: [HEDY LARUE] The kid could even name the hotel [BUD] Now he's thinking: [J.B. BIGGLEY] I wonder if he'd dare [BUD] And she's thinking: [HEDY LARUE] There's blackmail in the air [BUD] And he says: [J.B. BIGGLEY, spoken] It's a hold-up [BUD] And she says: [HEDY LARUE, spoken] Down! [J.B. BIGGLEY, spoken] Wait a minute! Okay, you're promoted [ALL] Well, it's been a long Been a long Been a long Been a long day [BUD] Well, it's been a long Been a long Been a long Been a long day Ha!