[KATE:]
The internet is really really great
[TREKKIE MONSTER:]
For p**n
[KATE:]
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait
[TREKKIE:]
For p**n
[KATE:]
Huh?
There's always some new site
[TREKKIE:]
For p**n!
[KATE:]
I browse all day and night
[TREKKIE:]
For p**n!
[KATE:]
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
[TREKKIE:]
For p**n!
[KATE:]
Trekkie!
[TREKKIE:]
The internet is for p**n
[KATE:]
Trekkie!
[TREKKIE:]
The internet is for p**n
[KATE:]
What are you doing!?
[TREKKIE:]
Why you think the net was born?
p**n p**n p**n
[KATE:]
Treeekkie!
[TREKKIE:]
Oh! Hello, Kate Monster
[KATE:]
You are ruining my song
[TREKKIE:]
Oh, me sorry, me no mean to
[KATE:]
Well, if you wouldn't mind, please
Being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
[TREKKIE:]
Me no talkie
[KATE:]
Good
I'm glad we have this new technology
[TREKKIE:]
For p**n
[KATE:]
Which gives us untold opportunity
[TREKKIE:]
For por—
Oops, sorry
[KATE:]
Right from you own desktop
[TREKKIE:]
For—
[KATE:]
You can research, browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop
[TREKKIE:]
For p**n!
[KATE:]
Trekkie!
[TREKKIE:]
The internet is for p**n!
[KATE:]
Noooo
[TREKKIE:]
The internet if for p**n!
[KATE:]
Trekkie
[TREKKIE:]
Me up all night honking me horn to p**n, p**n, p**n!
[KATE:]
That's gross! You're a pervert
[TREKKIE:]
Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster
[KATE:]
No, really, you're a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At p**n on the internet
[TREKKIE:]
Ohhhh?
[KATE:]
What?!
[TREKKIE:]
You have no idea
Ready, normal people?
[BRIAN]
Ready!
[GARY]
Ready!
[ROD]
Ready!
[TREKKIE:]
Lemme hear it!
[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
The internet is for p**n!
[PRINCETON:]
Sorry, Kate
[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
The internet is for p**n!
[PRINCETON:]
I masturbate!
[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
All these guys unzip their flies
For p**n, p**n, p**n!
[KATE:]
The internet is not for p**n!
[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
p**n, p**n—
[KATE:]
Hold on a second!
Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
[ROB:]
That' s correct
[KATE:]
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
[BRIAN:]
Sure!
[KATE:]
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay
[GARY:]
Yes I do!
[KATE:]
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
[PRINCETON:]
True!
[TREKKIE:]
Oh, but Kate
What you think he do... after? Hmm?
[PRINCETON:]
Yeah
[KATE:]
Ewww!
[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
The internet is for p**n!
[KATE:]
Gross!
[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
The internet is for p**n!
[KATE:]
I hate p**n
[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
Grab your dick and double-click...
[KATE:]
I hate you men!
[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
... for p**n, p**n, p**n!
(Harmonizing) p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n
[KATE:]
I' m leaving!
[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n
p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n
[KATE:]
I hate the Internet!
[TREKKIE AND GUYS:]
p**n, p**n, p**n, p**n
[TREKKIE:]
The Internet is for
[TREKKIE AND SOME:]
The Internet is for
[TREKKIE AND ALL:]
The Internet is for p**n!
[TREKKIE:]
Yeah!