KATE MONSTER:
I wish I could go back to college
Life was so simple back then
NICKY:
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!
PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college
In college you know who you are
You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"
ALL:
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!
PRINCETON:
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh...
I wish I could just drop a cla**...
NICKY:
Or get into a play...
KATE MONSTER:
Or change my major...
PRINCETON:
Or f** my T.A
ALL:
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...
Sitting in the computer lab
4 A.M. before the final paper is due
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner
And seeing the rest of the cla** there, too!
PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college!
ALL:
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH...
PRINCETON:
I wish I had taken more pictures
NICKY:
But if I were to go back to college
Think what a loser I'd be
I'd walk through the quad
And think "Oh my God..."
ALL:
"These kids are so much younger than me."