[Verse 1]
Travel channel on the flat screen
Hella bops trying to add me
"Goomba" they asking what that mean
Don't trip I wake it up like a bad dream
Yeah I get it cracking like crab legs
I'm even ga**ing on my bad days
In the home of the sideshow no drag race
I got neck 2 times like a fat face
Valet trying to park my car
Last night was kinda crazy dog
Sipping champagne in the fast lane I should obey the law
But I'm crazy y'all I'm f**ing crazy y'all
I got bars trying to raise the bar
I'm a boy trying to raise a boy
I go hard but I'd rather just chill in my La-Z-Boy
No news but I'm a paperboy
You get paid and they hate you for it
But I'm grateful for it
So i floor it to the top
Cause the sh** don't stop like a laxative
Got my lab right at the crib hell no it's not a mansion b**h
That's why you see me going hard to expand the sh**
I love Spanish chicks who smoke cannibus
And can handle this
Couldn't take this dick so she ran from it
That's co*ky I'm just rambling
You can't stop me should've read it on the pamphlet
Philanthropist I just said it so i could rhyme it
I'm after quarters like a f**ing lineman
I want my piggy bank to break
I need bacon and it's perfect timing I'm f**ed up like [?]
And Top Ramen ain't gonna cut it
I need ribs from [?] I'm grubbing
I use to drink underage like that boy McLovin
I got a little popping gained a million cousins
I don't f** with 5-0 so i feel like a m**m
They loving my clothes got the internet buzzin
I had a b**h named Rose
But i didn't keep her though cause she was one of a dozen
I'm so high there's no one above em
Always off that sh** that come after rubbin
ALCOHOL f** clubbin
Unless I'm getting paid to hit that stage
Back in the day was wearing red [?] and [?]
Now they throwing panties and fans try to grope me
40 even on me and I'm not talking OE
Use to rock a black hoodie, pop in gold teeth
Now I'm hippied out OG low key
Throwing up the west side cause I rep my C
Pacific you b**hes
I am so distant from disses i wouldn't piss on you pigeons
Plus you missing your rhythm woo
All i hear is fans chanting "Roachy Balboa"
I'm pacing backstage goddamn i need to throw up [?] on me
You don't wanna see me blow up
Bout time i grow up so I'm eating my spinach
Handling my business
Counting Benz in a rented
I got a spot in L.A. and one in the bay
This game's a f**ing b**h but im a penetrate it
Cause i need filet minion on my dinner plate
And I want Nicki Minaj as my dinner date
And I waited long enough I'm not for the waiting
I'm going off b**h yeah I'm going off
I must've popped a Viagra cause these other rappers going soft
[Bridge] Roachy Roachy Roachy Roachy Balboa (x3)