[Verse 1: Crash]
Better Man in this thang. King of the Hill, I be spiitin propane
All I do is play games while f**ing your girl and you still call me lame
I'll f**ing mob in this b**h
Bikini Bottom, I'm Patrick. When stars align
I'm flipping n***as, reciprocate 'em like a fraction
Mattress, one side dirty. Got an angry birdie and her hair is curly
It's 7:30. Bright and early
She in all pink and she s** like Kirby
Slide in your b**h's DM's with baby oil and a banana peel
Princess Peach cause she from Georgia
f** j**els, she get a Happy Meal
A f**in' nerd. No designer, nah Gucci
No Polo tee. Just a 9 to 5
And a panda mask, and all these hoes still f** with me
Guzzle the liquor. Alloy liver
Got 4 shells for a n***a. In all colors
I'm Master Splinter. These n***as ain't hip-hop. These n***as ain't hip-hop
All them plays you got on Soundcloud, but nobody know your sh** dropped
These n***as ain't sh** Hop. f** around and get your sh** mopped
Police on your mixtape cover, and still ain't nobody copped
[Verse 2: Hop]
Bow down to the god. 40 ounce and a racing car
Young Apollo got the ba** on hard
You chasin' stars while I face cigars. (I'm smokin'!)
Odysseus with the sicker sh**. I'm a narcissist with a pretty b**h. (I look great!)
Arsonist that let that Zippo flick. Same ol' G with the same gold fronts
Same ol' g in the same ol' blunt
I'm Giovanni, you're a Rocket Grunt
I've mastered all in this Master Ball. Genghis Khan when the ma**es fall
Armed with mask and chainsaw. Plus Holy Grail-type chainmail
Send chainmail with a d**h wish
Forever stamps, and a d**h kiss
These n***as ain't hip-hop, their tapes flop in this turf war
We gettin' paid now to perform. They grainin' wood surfboard
Claimin' goods that they never owned
Claimin' cars that they never drove
Claimin' hoes they could never bone. When it comes to real, we stand alone
These n***as ain't hip-hop. They perpetratin' to impress the peasants
Only making songs to affect the present. Drop out of school tryna gain leverage
Surviving off online presence. Little retweets make 'em feel better
Buy followers so they can deal better. Keep up with trends just to steal better