Omelette du fromage Omelette du fromage I couldn't think of any better way to start this off I shouldn't be smoking and then I start to cough If my momma caught me she'd probably be popping off She won't let me grow up Better yet let me leave I bet if I bring a billi back her nerves will surely ease And my dad just might give me that pat on the back that I deserve Almost 22 and that's something I've never earned I just wanna be great
f** being a cheapskate Lets hit all the factories and buy out all the cheesecake Buy an e-state In each state just for Pete's sake You'll thank me for the memories like Pete say Or Patrick Whatever, what have you Living lame is a taboo Lack of sleep got my bags seeming as if they tattoos Or permanent marker modeling Hat hair extraordinaire A face full of freckles and a fist full of fresh air