There was this f**in bloke dirty ole c*nt s**ed his own co*k made me f**in throw up He was the man yeah the man the man who s**ed his own co*k Oi Oi Oi! Then one day he ate his own balls tasted real good with tar-tar sauce and washed down with a pint
of working cla** lager beer mate He was the man yeah the man the man who s**ed his own co*k Oi Oi Oi! I don't f**in judge but some people are just f**in scum yeah, he s**ed his own co*k then rammed a sour kraut up his bum