There was this f**in bloke
dirty ole c*nt
s**ed his own co*k
made me f**in throw up
He was the man
yeah the man
the man who s**ed his own co*k
Oi Oi Oi!
Then one day he ate his own balls
tasted real good with tar-tar sauce
and washed down with a pint
of working cla** lager beer mate
He was the man
yeah the man
the man who s**ed his own co*k
Oi Oi Oi!
I don't f**in judge
but some people are just f**in scum
yeah, he s**ed his own co*k
then rammed a sour kraut up his bum