I'm a good clean-living ape By climbing through my cage I've got used to living life As if I was on stage People like to look at me I score with old and young I must fight a very handsome battle And go home Bars are all that separate me from the human ape Otherwise we're just the same Why bother to escape They have all the nasty habits None of us display Which of us has got it right It's not for me to say I could out-stare anyone
Who comes to stare at me I could show them weird things They didn't come to see Drawing crowds in minutes then With one repulsive move Make them scatter Rush for exits Then you learn the truth Who's on the outside Who's looking in Who will come from who Who is origin When the line is drawn When the tale is just Who is the primate Who is monkey nuts I say... That spotty little thing's just taken my banana.