Verse 1
If I said I didn't like fire well that makes me a bullsh** liar
Mess around and make me flatten yo tire
Does it look like I'm playin'?
You better start prayin'!
Before I start rhymin' like it's nothin' but I gotta make it look like it's somethin'
Rap is so easy like one, two, three or ABC
All I know is you haters can't see me like my name was John Cena
Who can be meana than my sista Tina?
Our life's been crazy lately
My heart's full of pain, sometimes "I Feel Like Dying" like Lil Wayne
All this bullsh** is gonna make me go insane
Snitches get stitches and end up in ditches with the b**hes
Reyes is my name and rap is my game
If you don't like me well then I guess you're lame
That's such a shame
I'm on the school bus rappin' on this Fast Notepad app on my phone, so leave me alone until I get home
Wait a minute: we just pulled up to the driveway, so "Move b**h" get out the way, just like Luda say
I'm a Gemini, "No Lie"
Why would I deny?
My celebrity crush is Jennette McCurdy because damn she's a little cutie
This is a freestyle that goes on and on like a never-ending song, so get some snacks and sit back and relax because I'm a be talkin' 'bout whatever pops into my head
Like I said before my favorite color's red
I'm not tryin' to be black, that's whack like smokin' crack
Let's get back on track
You already know I listen to the radio
Gotta make that money like 'em Playboy bunnies
Chorus 1
I used to save pennies to turn nothin' into somethin'
I used to save pennies to turn nothin' into somethin'
I used to save pennies to turn nothin' into somethin'
Reyes Celaya is my name so you know that somethin'
Verse 2
I'm lookin' for a cutie with booty
Y'all know me when it comes to ladies
I'm a ladies man
Baby, I got a plan to make you mine because damn little mama you're fine
I can't walk so honey sit on my lap and listen to my rap
Whatever you wanna do, we can even talk
The question is, have you ever dated a rapper?
Well you could but that's only if you would
Take a chance on me like Capone-E
I'll never do you wrong
I'll even write you a love song
LIke 50 Cent girl, you know my style, I'll say anything to see you smile
So what'cha gonna do hon?
Be with me and have some fun?
Just like Uncle Kracker said, if you want to leave, I can guarantee you won't find nobody else like me
I got swag, put it in a bag you can call it your gag
No need to brag but I don't sag
Saggin' started in prison and if you dropped the soap they'll teach you a lesson like you fell off the wagon
I go hard but I'm no retard and I ain't from Mexico so don't ask me for my green card
I'm a ba*tard
Keep messin' with me and imma go crazy
Like Terrence Howard I'ma Whoop That Trick
I just did a magic trick
I pulled the rabbit from Trix outta hat and said "Silly rabbit, dicks are for chicks"
Rabbit got mad at me and bit me so I threw him against the wall and watch him fall
I'm a beast on a beat
Make you wanna move your feet
I'm the sh** and I'm never going to quit so haters can s** a mean dick
I'm a prick
Chorus 2
I used to save pennies to turn nothin' into somethin'
I used to save pennies to turn nothin' into somethin'
I used to save pennies to turn nothin' into somethin'
Spittin' fire like a dragon so you know that's somethin'
Verse 3
What the F-U-C-K, my dad goes to Circle K every day for some cigarettes and beer
Oh dear
Gay is not the way
Rhymes only come to me when I'm layin' in bed, clearin' out my head
I'm writin' these lyrics down on the ground so tell me how it sounds when I drop my mixtape
b**h, shut the f** up 'fore I shut it for you with duct tape
bu*t f** you with a cape and go to jail for rape
Haters like Kanye West I'mma let you finish but all I hear is gibberish, so get outta my face like you wanna race but you are not at my pace
Always talkin' sh** like Jyles Peebles
You're so fruity I'mma call you Fruity Pebbles
I'm insane in the membrane like Cypress Hill
Skin 'em up like Buffalo Bill
Shout out to my homie Robert Medley, I got 99 problems but a b**h ain't one Like Jay-Z
I live in AZ with my Mexican family
You know me, the one and only dude that calls every girl honey, so they can get mad at me like they're on the rag and have me chasin' 'em like we're playin' tag
Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend who I thought was going to be mine until the end
I should have left Miss Jennifer Chacon alone 'cause now I'm alone
f**in' b**h a** snitch
See me 'round school gettin' in trouble for bull
If you didn't already know, I had a crush on my old babysitter Amanda Striano
You know how that goes
I'm never gonna stop rappin' as long as I get a paper and a pen, so diss me and see what happens
It's no surprise that I'll come right back at you with fire in my eyes
Go crazy like the G.O.A.T Slim Shady
sh**, I must be the Mexican Eminem
Music is my drug next to givin' girls a hug
I don't wanna be a thug, I just wanna smash all my haters like a bug
One day I'mma be rollin' in 24's
Like Snoop we don't love 'em hoes
That's just how it goes
Yo Xzibit, Pimp My Ride with an Xbox 360 on the side
This isn't a song It's my rhyme book, so don't ask me for a hook
Brothas be saggin' while fire's comin' outta my mouth in the south like a dragon