Verse 1
I'm not crazy but if that's the case it's 'cause you made me
Trippin' because I call you honey, really?
Okay, wait let's get something straight
When I call you honey I'm not flirting with you
I'm just trying to be sweet like honey (Haha)
I'm not trying to be funny
I just want you people to understand me so don't be getting mad at me like when you're on the rag
Mess around and have me chasing you like we're playing tag
So...
Chorus
Honey, honey, honey, please don't be mad at me
I'm just trying to be friendly
Verse 2
I hate when females tell me, " OMG, don't call me honey! I'm not your honey!"
It's like really?
Would you rather me call you b**h like my name was Too Short pero I'm not short
What the fork?
I'm a dork
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
You need to focus before I send you to detention
Your boyfriend you would be missin'
Wishin' you could hug and kiss him in your Chevrolet Prizm
Chorus
Honey, honey, honey, please don't be mad at me
I'm just trying to be friendly
Verse 3
You know it's funny my cousin always told me the b**hes be trippin'
So don't blame me if you come up missin'
I'm just sippin' on this Dr. Pepper waiting to get wasted
I'm always going to call you honey so face it
That's the way I am and I ain't talking about Em
Although I am as crazy as him
b**hes be trippin' this generation like they all on medication
Sounding like they need dick in their life
I'll give it to you but don't fall in love 'cause I ain't looking for a wife
In disguise 'cause nowadays girls aren't going for nice guys
I guess what I'm trying to say is stop tripping because I call you honey
You silly dummy
Chorus
Honey, honey, honey, please don't be mad at me
I'm just trying to be friendly