See im a master, a motherf**ing con artist
With the heart of a monster while intellectually the smartest
New breed of species, infused pianos and guitar picks
Rolling round with b**hes on sh** stain carpets
I claim this sh** is art, but its closer to a d**h note
Crooked yellow teeth thanks to mothers lack of dental
Plan, still dinging up the doors on the rental
Move a little slower girl, you know i like it gentle
Your sh** is lentil, but i prefer a nice cheesesteak
I think my biggest issue is that im my parents worst mistake
Puffing dust perfume, but still spraying out the green tag
Don't bust without a condom do you know how long the sheets take
To wash, plus each load cost like three dollars
Where im from thats enough to get the shorties yelling hollar
Round them up like free range then force them into collars
Did i ever mention i graduated school with honours?
Its hard to tarnish an image that never existed
Unfortunate for me i think thats what i just did
Oh well, looks like there's no use in resisting
That ill always be a f**ing nothing despite persistence
And hard work, is a grammy too much for me to ask
It probably is, but i still see it as an obtainable task
19 years with a dream and half a tank of gas
But im running sh** in 6th, i wonder how long that'll last
Its been a blast, having the last laugh
And dashing through the ashes with a handful of cash
Which i managed to grab from the till of a lavish establishment
Ill blow it on accounts with brazzers and a couple apple tablets
who*e for consumption, and god damn proud of it
Skated for a while, but can't even pop a shuv it
Never done drug, just get high off banana splits
And little bits of codeine when my doctor allows it
HOOK x2:
Tick tock the clock is running out of time
Think i need some help before i f**ing loose my mind
p**y licking, booger picking, sticking to the dime
The night is almost over im just waiting for the chime