See im a master, a motherf**ing con artist With the heart of a monster while intellectually the smartest New breed of species, infused pianos and guitar picks Rolling round with b**hes on sh** stain carpets I claim this sh** is art, but its closer to a d**h note Crooked yellow teeth thanks to mothers lack of dental Plan, still dinging up the doors on the rental Move a little slower girl, you know i like it gentle Your sh** is lentil, but i prefer a nice cheesesteak I think my biggest issue is that im my parents worst mistake Puffing dust perfume, but still spraying out the green tag Don't bust without a condom do you know how long the sheets take To wash, plus each load cost like three dollars Where im from thats enough to get the shorties yelling hollar Round them up like free range then force them into collars Did i ever mention i graduated school with honours? Its hard to tarnish an image that never existed Unfortunate for me i think thats what i just did
Oh well, looks like there's no use in resisting That ill always be a f**ing nothing despite persistence And hard work, is a grammy too much for me to ask It probably is, but i still see it as an obtainable task 19 years with a dream and half a tank of gas But im running sh** in 6th, i wonder how long that'll last Its been a blast, having the last laugh And dashing through the ashes with a handful of cash Which i managed to grab from the till of a lavish establishment Ill blow it on accounts with brazzers and a couple apple tablets who*e for consumption, and god damn proud of it Skated for a while, but can't even pop a shuv it Never done drug, just get high off banana splits And little bits of codeine when my doctor allows it HOOK x2: Tick tock the clock is running out of time Think i need some help before i f**ing loose my mind p**y licking, booger picking, sticking to the dime The night is almost over im just waiting for the chime