Hey, buddy do you got the time?
No I don't got a watch can you spare a dime,
But I got two olives and a couple of limes,
Guessin' that means it's martini time.
The Martinis that brought you the loss,
I didn't even ask or care what they cost,
I lost my job for no reason or rhyme,
Guessin' that means it's martini time.
Martini time (vodka ice shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have gla**es!),
Make it with a layer of ice this time.
Dirty, dry up, or in between,
From the very first sip you know what I mean,
When you're out with a babe you don't nickel or dime,
Guessin' that means it's martini time.
Martini time (vodka ice shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have gla**es!),
Make it with a layer of ice this time.
It's martini time.
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!
It's Martini time (vodka ice shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have gla**es!),
Perfectly poured and top of the line.
It's martini time
It's martini time