You can have whatever you like
Yeah, you can have whatever you like
See I'm a cow
And cows taste nice
And if you got a beef, that's right
Cuz you could have whatever you like
You could even have a piece of my thigh
Late night steaks
Milk on ice
We could pop bottles all night, yeah
You could have whatever you like
This one's whole, two percent's on the right
Any time you want you
Pick up the telephone you
Want some cheese slices
I'll drop a couple stacks on you
Want it you could get
Some barbeque
5 million cones
Up in the DQ
You want my body
Eat my body
As long as you got meat
You won't eat nobody
Broth needed, I'll rump it
Meat needed, I'll thigh it
Tell Kentucky Fried Chicken
"Be quiet."
Cheddar cheese
Jello, nice
We could pop bu*ter all night
You could have whatever you like
You could even go and have a ribeye
Shorty, this is no lie
Oh I'm tasting so fine
You best believe it's pleasing
To be eating from a bovine
Ain't no other meat taste
Better on a cheesesteak
My back can make you shoes
Put my belly up on E-Trade
Girl you know there's no meat
Knows you like you know me
Gonna call you Shaq
Cuz you're wishing I was kobe
If you're not opposed to
Rocky Mountain oyster
Dunk it in Nesquik
Then again that isn't kosher
Oh you know it's serious
You would be delerious
Without me in your life
To be all up in your Cheerios
If you can't sleep
You can put me on a heater
Cut me into slices
Put me onto a fajita
Ground me up real good
If you'd rather a burrito
But better do it nice
Or I'm-a call up PETA
Turkey and some dumb toast
Never tasting yum, no
People eating chicken
Should be kissing on my rump roast
You want my body
Eat my body
As long as you have meat
You won't eat nobody
Cheese needed, I got it
Meat needed, ribeye it
Tell that other old chicken
"Be quiet."