-look! up in the sky!
-it's a bird...
-it's a plane!
-hee hee hee hee, naw! it's sooperman lover, baby!
-daddy, daddy!
-would you please read us a story?
-alright, get over here and sit yo big a** down,
Lemme tell you about the sooperman lover...
Verse 1
Ayo, i was out to lunch and sh**
Puffin' on a blunt to get my head read(y)
Boogie'n to my walkman
With an "s" on my chest
(bust a move!)
Yes i'm a superhero, don't forget
I smoke mad n***as
So to hell with cigarettes
But anyway,
Let's get back to this skit
You know who the f** i am
So git off that ol' bull-shucks
Lunchtime was up, (f**!!)
Let me jet, or i'll collect unemployment bucks
On the way back, black,
I spotted this object, a stray cat
Stuck in a tree
With a tag that says that:
"if found,
Please return to this address"
(how did you see it)?
n***a! wit my x-ray eye set!
Like "pchoooooooww"!
I jetted to the closest phone-booth
Quick fast,
I dipped into my sooperlover suit...
(i can leap,
Tall buildings
In a single bound...)
Booom!!!!
Right through the f**in' phone-booth ceiling!
(it's a plane!)
Naw, sooperman lover's the name
I can slam king-kong
And pick up freight trains
On a mission,
To save this cat/that was wishin'
He was in his litter
Watchin' fritz on channel 6'n
Relaxin'
Feet co*ked-up/ just a little
With a cod co*ktail
And a bowl, of tender vittles
I snatched, him
Took off through the air like a pigeon
Quick so he won't start
Meowin' and b**hin'
The letter in cat's tag address (?)
Said the projects
(elevator's broke!)
So i had to take the back steps
(knock, knock)
The door opened
Then my eyes swole
From this bada** dame (damn!)
Sippin' a quart of "old gold"
-"yo, is this your cat?"
-"awww, yes! where'd you find him at?"
-"he was stuck in a tree,
Around uptown manhattan"
-"well how the hell did you save him?
Are you police/undercover?"
-"naw baby,
The "s" on my chest stands for:"
Chorus: sooperman lover (yeah!)
Baby call him the sooperman lover
Something wrong...
Something wrong, indeed
Something wrong. yes, yes indeed...
Verse 2
She was grateful
Lookin' for ways to repay me
No money,
A donut, and some..uhm coffee maybe?
Of course
What kind of sauce(?) did i take?
Make my donut jelly
And my coffee sanka
We sat,
Unhooked the cape from the back
She felt my arms
'cause my pythons looked stacked
"goddamn, sooperlover!
Yo sh** looks thick
Tell me, how strong are you
With muscles like this? (you bad motherf**er!)"
(i'm stronger than a locomotive)
I'll keep hittin ya like rocky
She ran to the room
And came back with a (?)
Negligee, high-heeled shoes,
Wit' a blunt in her mouth
Ready to roll up,
Hey hold up/ she had the dollar fold(ed) up
To mix the coke with the smoke
Yo, she was no joke
She took a sniff,
Some got on her top lip
That b**h stuck out her tounge
And gave her top lip a lick
And said: -"here baby, hit it."
-"naw baby, i ain't wit' it
You'd need more than a body
To make me wanna hit that sh**!"
But i'll hit the blunt
So she took out her fronts
Cracked the philly
Opened the bag and laid out the skunk
Then i took a long pull
It was hype/ outtasite
We ran into the bedroom
So i cracked my pants for head room
Later, tossed the covers
And oh, brother! i was wit' it
Ready to hit it
Asked my dick, "yo, wha**up gee?"
"yo man, sh**'s thick"
Licked her down her belly
And kissed her on her back
Stuck my hands betewwn the legs
And i felt the bozack(!)
As big as mine (yo!)
This b**h must be craze,
So i threw my suit on
And i was swayze...
'cause i'm the:
Chorus