We, hah!
This is Funk Doctor Spock!
As we look, at our clocks
We gonna take you, on a ship to another journey
To the Darkside
Hah, we've conquered, new evidence, that there is life
My funk prognosis make my brains comatose
One hundred percent funk runs blood straight through your nose
I don't have to be Madonna, to make your eyes freeze
Visine's for eyes when you smoke the thai weed
For this, you need a journalist scientist
Keep your eye in this, funk cosmical, far from logical
I blow the spot up in any hood or boondox
Make the bully of the block move and get new locks
Now who kicks that phenomical astronomical? Uhh
That's my nine in you, feelin nauseous? That's my rhyme in you
I swing funk like numchuks my game's d**h
That's cool when I blind fools like Kareem Abdul
Hot like lava's fire, sometimes I get more higher than Cheech
My funk speech make words wear sun visors
I'm gettin down with the funk in your trunk
Def Squad's in the house, with the ... for all you punks
"Coming down the block man loud as f**
You would swear Redman was inside the trunk" -- Q-Tip
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Ahhh, I'm just as high as three peeled up motherf**ers
Def Squad's in the house, with the ... for you s**ers
Punks, y'all chumps, I blew the frame once twice
I'm dumb nice, I bring my worst lyrics to a gunfight
The top notch, nah f** that, that notch's topped
I'm off the meter, I make computer's catch amnesia
I'm swifter than roller blades on Icecapades
I'm Fearless like Four plus I'm Kool like Aid
My grammar, slam from here to York, Alabama
I never pull my pants up, I'm nutty like Planters
My style gets d**h like Row or Def like Jef
Def like Jam or Squad, or d**h like Meth
One two! Big up to my n***as on one deuce
That co*ks snaps and busts back at the boys in...
Rrrrrah! With weed for you!
Who says I can't burn sh** up just like Lisa Lopes?
I cause the ruckus, my area is f**ed up
You better off calling them Power Ranger motherf**ers
Cause Redman will bomb just like Sadaam
When I'm loose I'm worldwide like triple fat goose
Heavily armed
"Coming down the block man, loud as f**
You would swear Redman was inside the trunk" -- Q-Tip
(repeat 4X)