[jeff stewart]
And i say... right about now you are rockin with the best!
Can i get a hit? *inhale* *coughing* thank you *coughing*
What you're about to experience is a walk on the funkadelic side
Who knows better than the funkadelic devil himself
To all knotty head n***az, bob to this
Come walk with def squad on the darkside
Coming to you live and direct without further adieu
I bring to you redman one more time
This is jeff stewart and you know how i do it... god dayam!!!
[redman]
So who's that funky n***a that's known to kick the fat sh**?
The mirror said "you are, you conceited ba*tard"
*cutting and scratching of ba*tard*
Done by the dogcatcher, dogcatcher, it's the dogfetcher, i betcha
Aahhhhhhhhhhh, with the slang
Get you coughed up from the weed it'll bust your brain
The top notch of hip-hop and i'm on the charts
I'm catchin applause when i rock the micraphone from the heart
My style's foul, so look into the eyes of lorimars
As you can see, i drop funk bars from here to mars
Still rollin down the highway wit my forty between my lap b**h
Crossin dtw, coming into my lap and
Boy my sk**s are stacks, i love to do it from the back
My style swarms over ghettoes like crack
Blow in any hood and puff a blunt with any n***a
As long as we both got, it don't matter who's gun bigger
But i bet you you can't do that, cause the multiplatinums
Can't save your a** on the block, and you're f**ed if it ain't pop
The funk is blowin wattage out your f**in trunks
Like peak puma, i known to give a whole lots of lumps
Props i got, coming through your block nine co*ked
My socks, even got three-eighty-nine shots
Don't press it, i hang em like them n***az do in texas
You don't have no heart you chestless, cuz your heart's on my necklace
I give props to real mc's like krs-one
Kool g rap, buckshot, busta me and i'm from
The east coast!! where a n***a like you get that fat?
And since you came out ga**ed, well i'm closin your gas cap
The creature, from the deeper, ultimate funk freaker
Represent new jersey, keep your eyes up on the bleacher
A menace like dennis, i got game like ennis
I can french-kiss my lyrics, then i run trains with sentence
Lord have mercy! it's too much funk to cope with
Droppin dope sh** after dope sh**, we're atrocious
That's from the lungs, that rings from here to kingdom come
And i don't have to be a special ed to get dumb!!