[Verse 1: Real Rudeboy] Real Rudeboy Real Real Rudeboy Real Rudeboy Real Real Rudeboy Real Rudeboy Real Real Rudeboy Real Rudeboy Real Real Rudeboy I know I said no hooks, I know I said just bars But if you've got a problem with my chocolate, then it must be dairy An I ain't talking about the milk, I slide my penis in p**y spun with silk I am the spider, 8 legged freak Time for me to speak and partake up in a leak While I rain in the wind, fly like a bu*terfly and sting like a bee I be honey dunk dip, gravity pulling from the apple from the tree
One day ill smoke a forest right down to the the stump Get blown up and tell a story on a park bench Mr. Gump Some people say I drink too much So store water in my backpack the camels hump Camels toe, while I play x n o with the tic tac nik nak ya breathe smells old Hairs curlying away from ya face like a paper fold Paper cut, paper cup ill double stack that calpol with some grub n***a the food, I'm done man ya bars are whack get off stage before you get booed