[Verse 1]
Yes my name is Derek
I'm easily embarra**ed
I can be pretty careless when I'm high as two parrots
Blunts longer than a ferret and I ain't gonna share it
Smoking on some OG, oranger than a carrot
You annoyed when I blare it, beat maker always carry it
On me like a zombie, it's the scariest
k** it and bury it, smoke some of the hairiest
Green weed please need a priest so I can marry it
Live with it forever, I don't mind if it gains weight
Grow it, crush, burn it, f** it, smoke it, let it change shape
Didn't wear a dome, no worries cause I came late
You will starve to d**h if we're eating off the same plate
So get cooking, rappers better book it
Learn so vocab, no rap cause I took it
Go back, better grab, know a homie who has some crack
Get a smack, that sh**'ll make you spaz
Devil in you like Taz, don't give up like RZA
Need a chop? I can get it cut like a scissor
I'm busy at the moment, slow it down for a replay
Me and my girl on cam for a three way
[Hook]
RayD all you wanna do is smoke weed
I'd say you're a dope fiend
Ye you are a dope fiend X4
[Verse 2]
Whitest f**ing wangster, I thanked her when I spanked her
Left her for a day then she came back with a bunch of cankers
Now she's sounding like an anchor said, "I hate to break the news
But I gave you a disease infused with some flus"
Now who's gonna lose if you get the last bruise?
You are like a peach on a beach in Cancun
So I said, "Thank you", and went on my way
I'll remember this day as the best holiday
Now I'm in the hallway, I don't need to name names
But my homie James showed me how the beat can make flames
If it's hot to the touch but no too much
You will get a head rush and make the pretty girls blush so
That's what I'm doing, making beats, making panties drop
Granddaughter to Grandmama, if your grannies hot
Get out the planted pot with a nice trim
What strain today? I'm so indecisive
[Hook]