It's me the Purtil ghost
I'm your lyrical host
I don't give a hoot about
Who I spook
Back from the grave
That I never left
Don't say i have no life
Of course i'm bereft
I left the haunted house
Though i kept the couch
Thriving and striving
Though i'm not aliving
If you don't think i'm here
I'm only hiding
Oh why, oh why
Oh woe is me
I'm the motherf**ing ghost of Greasy C
If you're superstitious
I'll be extra vicious
So if you feel my presence
Better count your blessings
Boo!
Shady like hector
No need for resurrector
Though I came back like Christ
I'm a normal poltergeist
Pale like Canadian
Papa John like Peyton
Oh where have I gone
Have I lost my mind?
Its so lonely being the only one of a kind
I feel to whine but i think I'll moan
Just to scare the people out of this home
Hooo!
I'm the fabulous phantom
And I'm d**hly handsome
Watch out for ectoplasm
That's how this spector-gasms
I'm the transient kook
With the transparent goop
Woop-de-la-hoop
Lukewarm like soup!
If you screw with me
You'll get regret
Cause' the last one to cross me
Was a black cat!
Boo!