"This was my 21st birthday uh, yanahmsayin?
I was with this chick about a cool two months
You know what I'm sayin? Goin hard at her
Like REALLY y'know, throwin game at this chick
But she had a man, I really- I was runnin in place kinda sorta, y'know
We kiss and all that, y'know we'd make out
But I never could smash cause she was tryin to be faithful to her man
You know how that bullsh** goes - anyway, my 21st birthday, it was a wrap
So I hit her up like, 'Wa**up?! You gon' come hang with me on my 21st birthday?'
And she's on the phone soundin all sad and sh** and she's like
'No.. I CAN'T!' And I'm like, 'Why? What's goin on? What's wrong?'
And she's like, 'My boyfriend got shot today!' And I just, y'know, sit there for a second
Then I go.. 'Well alright~!! Happy birthday to ME! So wa**up?! You're gonna come thru or what?'
HAHAHAHA! But yeah, long story short., she never did kick it with me that day
Her boyfriend pulled through and I never did get to smash
Can't win 'em all, but yeah, that's about the funniest, craziest most f**ed-up
Birthday I ever had, I feel like a pitiful person tellin this sh**
But that sh** was funny, brah! I was drunk man, sh** happens"