[Verse 1: Randy]
Truth be told, I never met a hoe
With a honest bone, I get her on this bone
If a day needs changing took a Backwood to the dome
And today I'm in the dirty with a dirty styrofoam
I never like a rapper, Randy raptor
Randy Kyle Lowry how I pull up and check ya
Randy Ricky Bobby how I pull up and wreck ya
I just took your b**h cause I don't like y'all together
You a stranger and you can't hang here
Randy 'bout to buck yeah Randy a reindeer
You ain't got flow, yeah you can't get a claim here
None of y'all progressive, Randy Obama want the change here
[?] for a 2 seat coupe
Randy big head, I just cut off your roof
My homie like, "Why, he ain't do sh** to you"
Man it look like I'm bending from all this f**ing boof
Yeah I keep that chicken on me, look like I pulled out the damn Zaxby's
Just pulled up chinese eye'd, so they call me japanese
Curiosity k**ed the p**y, jealousy k**ed me
Yell up in that bus like I ain't from the surf
Smoking good gra**, while y'all blowing on that turf
b**h you tried to take my ice, Randy go Frozone
Randy love Medusa cause she keep my eyes stoned