[Verse 1: Random] From sitting on the floor gaming to dropping Some of the highest scores the world had ever seen To dropping some of the craziest verses rap had ever heard From Woodstock a good block since 82 They know me well Though they don't do what they say they do My only hell is not being called the crazy dude Oh naw For all the cats to work a 9 to 5, But still Be standing in line at midnight Oh that's real Want to be the first to master it, gameFAQs in it Haters call you addicts but, I just know you pa**ionate So I Made a song for y'all cats Haters can fall back Gaming since the 80's wish that I could bring 'em all back [Chorus] This is for the gamers (Though) getting up for work is a struggle Playing all night till you come down with carpal tunnel This for the gamers Who forsake meals and sleep To beat a game they only had a week, so peep This for the gamers Play a game and beat it, but won't stop till they unlock all the achievements believe it This for the gamers Warcraft to Madden; up and let me at 'em All I gotta do is find a pattern [Verse 2: Int 80] This the for gamers, experts, noobs and the griefers (okay) Protection defeaters, all us hackers and cheaters I've got bad habits, lots of tools in my backpack Distributing AIM bots and seeding out a map pack Up for a fair game if you got the sk**s (unh) But I like to give the playing field a little bit of tilt Cause winning's an addiction; I like to feel the thrill So step up if you want, though I'll crush you when you will You on point, Ran? (all the time, Int) Well I got your back, supplies are packed Consider me your sidekick Victory is flawless, no one's gonna stop us (uh huh) Strong through the gauntlet No need for being cautious (nope) Arcade to console to PC I'll join It's offense and D, both sides of the coin Another round or not, I should really save my voice Press start or call it quits, time to make a choice [Verse 3: Schäffer the Darklord] I got them nervous tics and twitching With them bloodshot eyes, not Much of a surprise, got to bed at five and I'm shot By nine I'm in trouble, struggling just to adjust I'm seeing stuff I don't trust, but soldier through it I must X's and circles and squares float in the air and they glow so intense And I'm so intent on getting through this quick time event
Ammo and health items are everywhere, and I swear That I can climb that wall right over there like I am Altair PMCs are sweeping, but I find my way by ‘em Trying to grapple gargoyles like I'm in Arkham Asylum Spying Black Mesa gunships hover in the sky and I am shopping, every merchant asks “What are you buyin'?” I use the orbs I am paid and I upgrade to a new gun Shoot and jump through an orange portal, step out through a blue one Now maybe I am dreaming, maybe I have gone insane Or maybe, just maybe I've been playing too many games [Chorus] Super Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Forever, Forever, Forever, Forever Super Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Forever, Forever, Forever, Forever Super Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Forever, Forever, Forever, Forever Super Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Forever, Forever-ever, Forever-ever [Chorus] Yeah we goin' to the moon (t minus 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, ignition, liftoff) [Verse 4: Random] Super Mario Trilogy, Billy Lee, Jimmy Lee Castlevania, Contra, Jackal, to Super C Lode Runner, Kid Niki, Mega Man 1, 2, 3, 4, you get the picture Even Shadow of the Ninja Section Z, Rygar, Gradius, Die Hard Chrysalis, Armagon, Super Spike, Metal Gear, Metroid, Pro-Am, Captain Skyhawk too Maniac Mansion but I had to use the walk through Bayou Billy, Spy Hunter, Shadowgate, Rush-N-Attack Skate Or Die 2, Blaster Master kept me in the house Battletoads, Duck Tales, Chip N Dale, Mickey Mouse Bases Loaded, Pro Wrestling, Track N Field I hit the hurdles Legendary Wings but I gave up on Ninja Turtles Nemo, Metal Storm, Lolo, Adventure Isle Bionic Commando, Wizards & Warriors Monsters In My Pocket , Kirby, Festers Quest Of course Final Fantasy, Balloon Fight, Earth Bound Tecmo Bowl Okoye trucking cats for first downs Double Dribble, River City Ransom, Kid Icarus Still know the code to Mike Tyson it's ridiculous Donkey Kong, Golgo 13, and Goonies 2 Guardian Legend, Friday The 13th who coulda knew Some call it obsession, but they can't understand Creativity and gaming made me just what I am With the bible under my hand I swear If I wasn't a gamer, I probably wouldn't have a career, yeah And some of yall ain't gonna get wit this But there's a million people that might feel different The gamers