Peel me a grape, crush me some ice,
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow.
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice,
You've got to wine me and dine me!
Don't try to fool me, bej**el me!
Either amuse me or lose me,
I'm gettin' hungry, peel me a grape!
Pop me a cork, French me a fry,
Crack me a nut, bring me a bowl full of bon-bons!
Chill me some wine, keep standin' by,
I'm gettin' hungry, peel me!
Here's how to be an agreeable chap,
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap!
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap,
When I say "Do it!", jump to it!
Send out for scotch, boil me a crab,
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals!
Just hang around, pick up the tab,
Never out-think me, just mink me!
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me,
New Thunderbird me, you heard me!
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape,
Slowly!
Here's how to be an agreeable chap,
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap!
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap,
When I say "Do it!", mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!
Send out for scotch, boil me a crab,
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals!
Just hang around, pick up the tab,
Never out-think me, a-just mink me!
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me,
New Thunderbird me, you heard me!
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape,
Peel me,
Peel me a grape!