[Verse 1: Peter Parker]
I threw Josh in a fountain
Wyatt threw suds in a fountain
Old a** car and some sandals
s**ing the dick of a Panda
Josh is Ugly, Peter Parker is Handsome
Forehead the size of a Mountain
So many moles you can't even count em!
Josh is Ugly, Parker: Handsome
Josh is Ugly, Parker: Handsome
I hold your goldfish for ransom
And I threw Steve in a fountain!
Jimmy Neutron can't hack
And please take off your stupid a** jacket!
I threw Josh in a fountain
Wyatt threw suds in a fountain
Old a** car and some sandals
s**ing the dick of a Panda
Josh is Ugly, Peter Parker is Handsome
You watch Hannah Montana
You believe in Santa!
Josh is Ugly, Parker: Handsome
Josh is Ugly, Parker: Handsome
I hold your goldfish for ransom
And I threw Steve in a fountain!
Jimmy Neutron can't hack
And please take off your stupid a** jacket!
[Verse 2: Peter Parker]
First off, man you just craving for attention
So you picked Peter Parker to mess with
Back to back cuz there's some things I didn't mention
You couldn't even get laid at a young person's convention!
Tu tengo un small dick amigo
And for compensation you got a big a** ego
Homie, you got a Jimmy Neutron sized head
Everybody look, Josh's face is bright red!
Back to back, coming with the mack attack
Han Solo called and he wants his f**in' jacket back
You and Gave tried to f** with me?
You two made a beat? What is he your wife G?
Like, do ya'll do couples therapy?
Do you really think that you can be compared to me?
Well you asked my sponsor to sponsor you apparently
Finish that fear inventory man you be scared of me