I am a darling, I am a dear, oh
I'll cut your neck if you get too near
When the chips start falling
I'll stay here
I am a prairie girl straight to the bone, oh
I'll cut you off on the drive back home
I spend my winters alone
Yeah there's just no place quite like home
And I'll catch a ride
From another friend inside
And I'm sure that you'll be fine
For the rest of the night
You were a farm boy, just shooting at marks
Moved to the city on a lark
I can't tell if you're really dumb or really smart
Yeah you're just much happier in the dark
And I'll catch a ride
From another friend inside
And I'm sure that you'll be fine
For the rest of the night
She was yours as soon as you left me
And I doused my life in water and whiskey
No place I'd rather be
Than this lonesome prairie
And I'll catch a ride
From another friend inside
And I'm sure that you'll be fine
For the rest of the night
And you'll catch a lift
From some random chick
And oh, you get your low
When my heart lets go
When my heart lets go