Ellison-Gordon
Hepatitis, duty free lighters
Brought ‘em all back from a foreign land
Snails in wine and such are fine
If you come from the country of Yves Montand
Be that at it may, I have to say
Chorus
Macaroni and mice, boiled eggs and lice
It'll make you think twice as much as
Bangers and mash, eat beans for a dash
It'll make you think twice, it's lovely!
Eating bowels that are stuffed with spleen
Will make you turn green or even blue
You're taking a chance if you eat chow mein
‘Cause the average doggy is hard to chew
Be that at it may, I have to say
Repeat Chorus
Macaroni and mice…………….repeat and fade