(Spoken intro)
[TEACHER]
Hey, Jeffrey Goldstein. Looks like you fell asleep in Hebrew school again. Well, that's okay. 'Cause now, you're about to have a dream. And not just any dream. A s**y dream!
[ALL]
Sex
Sex
Sexy s**
(Verse 1)
[TEACHER]
Come with me, Jeffrey Goldstein
To a fantasy
Rip off your Stewie Griffin shirt
And give yourself to me
No need to check the lock
'Cause your parents are at Benihana
Throw away the sock
Now come in close. I know you wanna
(Chorus)
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my b**bies
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right
'Cause you can touch my b**bies
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my b**bies
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right
'Cause you can touch my b**bies
(Bridge)
Sex
Sex
Sexy s**
bo*er bo*er
Uterus
(Verse 2)
Saturday night and the music's pumpin'
Out at the family funplex
We'll lick tongues in a go-kart
And you'll tell me fun facts about minerals
Now I'm dressed like that lady
From that cookie wrapper in the trash
I'll show you my vagina
Which is located on my stomach somewhere
(Chorus)
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my b**bies
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right
'Cause you can touch my b**bies
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my b**bies
Wow, amethyst is a type of quartz?
For that, you can touch my b**bies!
(Bridge)
Sex
Sex
Sexy s**y
bo*er bo*er
Uterus
Fallopian Fallopian
The pillow in the living room
(Spoken interlude)
[GOLDA MEIR]
Jeffrey, this is Golda Meir, the fourth prime minister of Israel. You're disgusting! You are perverted! You have brought shame on your family and the Jewish people! You are going to be a rapist!
(Chorus)
[TEACHER]
b**bs!
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my b**bies. (Labia!)
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right
'Cause you can touch my b**bies. (Outer labia!)
We're gonna have some fun tonight
'Cause you can touch my b**bies
(Spoken)
[GOLDA MEIR]
You're sick!
[TEACHER]
Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right
'Cause you can touch my b**bies
(Spoken)
[GOLDA MEIR]
Put your schmekel away!
[TEACHER]
Sex s** s**y s**
You can touch my b**bies
bo*er bo*er uterus
You can touch my b**bies
Fallopian Fallopian
You can touch my b**bies
(Spoken)
[GOLDA MEIR]
I see you staring at your dog's p**y!
[TEACHER]
You can touch my b**bies