Believe it or not,
I just started laughing.
Shaking my head, and just
kept on laughing. Thinking
about all the things I had
been throught that day.Then
she cries "What? Why do you
have that smile upon your
face?"
Then I laughed out said
"Thinking about all the things
I been through." She wipes her nose
and she sniffles and laughs out
"I been through it too."
Then I started laughing again
and she start laughing more.
Then next thing you know we're
both cracking up on the floor.
She laughs out "I can't believe
this idiot reall answered my phone."
Now meanwhile Twon just got out of
prison and he's on his way home.
Then she yells "Baby, I'm sorry for all
the lies and all the bore." Then I
say "Girl, just wait till I tell you all
the drama I been dealing with." She
laughs" I wanna hear it all."
Then I laugh and say "Baby, first of
all, I got a hangover, been trapped in
the closet, slept with who knows what,
threatened to k** a pastor." She
says "What?" "Baby know now he had
a lover turns out to be a gay guy."
She says "Damn. You been through a
lot." " Plus I got a ticket."
Meanwhile, the police, he turns
around. Just out of concern,
comes back to the house. Then
he pulls up in the driveway. My car's
parked with the lights on. Then he
goes around the backway. He hear the
dog barking like somethings wrong.
He gets to the backdoor, and
discovers it's been broken in.
He looks around, pulls his gun
out and then proceeds in.
Meanwhile we're laughing and
laughing and laughing. From
his perspective he thinks that
somebody's crying. He gets closer
to the bedroom and he would swear
that somebody's coughing and sighing.
Meanwhile we in the bedroom laughing
as I'm trying to continue to explain.
She yells out "Sylvester your k**ing
me." I said "I swear baby it went that way."
The next thing you know he bust up
in the room and said "Motherf**a
freeze!" And then I looked
back up at him and said "Wait
your that damn police!"
Then she scream "Baby, I mean
James." She says "Everything
is cool." And then he yells
"Gwendolyn I got this, I know
your sick and tired of this fool."
Then I stood up, started walking
toward him screaming "Man, get
out of my house!" Then he yells
"Freeze!" She sreams "Please!"
Then I pull my beretta out.
Then she cried out "Sylvester
please don't!" Then I started
thinking about him making love
to her. He said "Man, put the gun
on the floor." I can't stop thinking
about him and her.
I slowly put the gun down. And
then I put my hands up. Then he
winked at me and smiled. And
that is when I went nuts.
Hopped all over him round the
gun. She screaming "Settle down!"
Going all around the room, both
hands on the gun and all of a
sudden POW!!!