Now I'm dashin' home
Doin' 85
Swervin' lane to lane
With fire in my eyes
I've got a million thoughts
Goin' through my mind
I'm thinkin' about what I'mma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
[Whoo whoo whoo]
Damn, here comes a policeman
He drove right up on me then flashed his lights
Then I pulled over without thinkin' twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said "License and registration please"
I looked up at him and said
"Officer, is there somethin' wrong"
He said, "No, except you were were doin' 60 in a 40 mile zone
Then I said, "Officer
Let me explain please
You see the truth of the matter is
Is that I have an emergency"
He said, "No excuses
And no exceptions"
He flicks his cigarette
And then gives me the ticket
Said, "Have a nice day" and walked away
I said, "Yeah right" and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 55 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in through the back
Bust up in the house
Pull back the shower door
And she screamin', "What's all that for?"
Then I'm like, "Woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone"
Then she said, "Calm down
Did you forget my brother 'Twan came home"
"Oh..."
And that's all I could say was "Oh"
With a stupid look on my face
Said, "I forgot he came home today"
And she said, "That's okay
Because honey I understand"
She said, "You don't have to explain"
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start gettin' it on
And she started bitin' her lips
Grabbin' me and makin' noise
Now we makin' love and she's my ear whisperin'
"It's all yours"
I said, "I love you"
And she said, "I love you, too"
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said, "Baby go deeper please"
And that's when I start goin' crazy
Like I was tryin' to give her a baby
The room feel like it's spinnin'
We keep turnin' and turnin'
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin'
Then next thing you know, she start goin' real wild
And start screamin' my name
Then I said baby, "We must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain"
She said, "Please no don't stop"
And I said, "I caught a cramp"
Then she said, "Please keep on goin'"
I said, "My leg is about to crack"
Then she cries out
"Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax"
And I say, "cool, climax
Just let go of my leg!"
She says, "you're the perfect lover"
I say, "I can't go no further"
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...