He's all alone in this world like Hodgy Beats said
Macaulay Culkin's sulkin because his parents are dead
Checked his entire house, not one person in bed
His stomach starts to turn, he didn't wish they had fled
Put on the aftershave, feel the afterburn
Visit your parent's grave, decomposing with worms
Christian's come to save, Salvations what he yearns
Messing with dead is brave, necromancy is learned
Bring em' back as slaves, townspeople gettin' concerned
Zombies they must behave, Or their lives are adjourned
Self-made ba*tard severing family ties
Became polyamorous, so I could have 3 wives
When I have yellow fever, I put it in Chau Knives
You in the stomach and leaves you to die
Like an American Psycho, I'll Bale and impale
A homeless guy right above the navel
Talk weird, act white
Write well, overbite
Bad skin, flow right
Does it rhyme? It just might