[Verse 1: Quangou]
The mother ship approached
Breaking through the nexus saw the saucer as it sloped, Andromeda'd up my hope
Travel many distances away from telescopes
They chose me, a contactee
Needed mongoloid to fuse a brand new breed
They'll extract my seed, I was the missing link
Was chilling in the forest on a camping trip
Deep into my sleep I saw the moon eclipse
It illumed by tent, a vacuum was set
Beam me up like Scotty in a room with vent
[Hook: Quangou]
These are the people that I want to be with
[Verse 2: Quangou]
Met their avatar with the light blue skin
Step into her chambers had a big fat grin
Probed my scrotum with her long thumb
Syringe sticking out, device that made me cum
My jizz shot out in the fluorescent cup
Look into my eyes, and straight drank it up
Her stomach grew like a big-a** balloon
Out of her vagina came a grey baboon
Without elfling ears and some reptoid scales
Hair white like hell, don't even try to tell
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Quangou]
Humanoids will sell their own souls for a profit
Not modest, my peoples are so honest with no wallets Andromedans communicate with love on their minds
Humans are unkind they find some swine to cook and dine
It's time to redefine the problem with mankind
The pillage of the Earth will serve self as their God
My council is my brother on the road that is broad
Forget about facade, my squad is never flawed
Intelligence is pa**ed with the grouping of the pods
[Hook]
[Outro]
(David Choe)
Steve, satisfaction level, one through a hundred percent. How satisfied are you with this level of your life?
(Steve Lee)
Back then or now?
(Choe)
Now
(Lee)
Now? Out of ten? one out of ten?
(Choe)
Like a hundred percent you're satisfied?
(Lee)
Uhm... 82.3
(Choe)
OK. Perfect, perfect. So, you're 80. That's like a B+ or whatever
(David Chang)
B-
(Lee)
Yeah, B-
(Choe)
You're very... There's... You have a little bit of sadness, a little bit of loneliness. This and that, but 82.3 percent of your life...
(Lee)
Well, I'm working now, so that makes me feel good that I'm at least showing up to something
(Choe)
Okay, so you're higher now
(Lee)
Yeah
(Choe)
What are you at now? What are you at now?
(Lee)
Oh no, that's with the higher
(Choe)
Oh, okay. So, 82 percent
(Lee)
Yeah
(Choe)
So, what would you change? What would you do to make it like 99-- You can't ever make it 100 percent, so what --
(Lee)
Some p**y would be nice