Once upon a time I game across a game I really liked
Once upon a time I saw a show and my love for it spiked
Everyone seems to love these games and shows that makes me happy
But what I ended up seeing made my day a lot more crappy
Why'd you have to draw my favourite character with a huge whipping co*k?
Why does that item have human genitalia? You really need to see a doc
I wish I didn't have to see that stuff that you just drew
After seeing this sh*t I only have one question for you.
(And- And this is a real question by the way.)
Why did you draw that?
Why did you do that?
You didn't have to paint that in detail.
My eyeballs are aching,
I'm so close to breaking,
Bullet to my head I'll be taking. (x2)
So we go back to a time when life wasn't that rough
When my brain wasn't influenced by a lot of nasty stuff
Turn on my television and watch Shrek movies all through the night
Didn't have to imagine him being really sexy
So I was alright
I just wanna enjoy the sh*t that I watch n play
Now I have to question if I'm turning gay
But that's okay because it's not on my mind all day
Either way I got a few, few things to say.
(And this is a genuine question by the way.)
Why did you draw that?
Why did you do that?
You didn't have to paint that in detail.
My eyeballs are aching,
I'm so close to breaking,
Bullet to my head I'll be taking.
And if you keep drawing the things you do
That's a decision thats ultimately up just to you
But I just ask one thing of you
If I see any of this one more time kill me with a shoe
(Just fu*king stab m-)
Why did you draw that?
Why did you do that?
You didn't have to paint that in detail.
My eyeballs are aching,
I'm so close to breaking,
Bullet to my head I'll be taking.