[Intro: Oz Mosis & MC Adey P]
[Verse 1: Oz Mosis]
I'm a satanist, but that doesn't mean I believe in ritual fish
I'll slap your friend's face just cause I get a damn kick out of it
Shot from the nuts of Satan with a knife in my grip
Ready to be a really nice man who eats bacon strips
Ma**-murderer type, but I'm casual about it
Carry an AK47 in my lunchbox next to my ham sandwich
I'm a wild-man: fresh-a** goddamn G
Cross me in the parking lot: don't expect to return successfully
Disembowelled and left in the gutter: that was my mother
After I ripped her tongue out with a pair of wire cutters
And fed it to her on toast with a sippy-cup full of salt
Cause she burnt the Christmas dinner. Yo, it was her fault
Come to your rap battle. When I bring my gat
I don't need no practice: none of y'all got a problem with that
I'm like Woody: I'm lucky to be alive
I used to have a six-pack; it was quite nice
[Hook: Oz Mosis]
You don't want to [f**] with us [x3]
Cause we will [f**] you up
[Verse 2: MC Adey P]
Yo, I'm cruising the streets in my hot vehicle
Powered by b**h-juice, it's the wheels of Jackson Michael
Gonna ride down the ghetto to see my dawg Obama
Representing black people, riding on his llama
I like to wear my cap in a backwards fashion
I like to shoot my gun in a sideways position
I was locked down, trapped in jail cell
But Chuck Norris came and bust me out cause we're BFFL
[Oz Mosis]
Ain't nobody messing with the J. Unit
You'll get your face split. STDs, I will transmit
[MC Adey P]
Yo, look out my b**h-boy, yo, it's Jenkins
Gonna ride around high off his face on his weed and other things
[Oz Mosis]
Cruising in the ghetto, iced out with my homies
We be from J. Unit: we call them Jenkinomies
[MC Adey P]
So my homie Jenkins masterminded a drive-by
Gonna wear his shirt, his suit and his best tie
[Hook]
[Outro: Oz Mosis & MC Adey P]