[Intro: Canibus]
Yeah! That's the beat right there
I'm about to black out with 100 bars on some professional sh**
So don't try this at home, yo
Yo, yo, yo
[Verse: Canibus]
My style of rhymin' is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans
Because I recognize it's all about timing
Me and my freestyle alliance practicin' African voodoo science
In front of twenty feet bonfires lookin skyward
Calculating May 5, 2000 the 9 planets'll be in alignment
The arrival of the prophet in the co*kpit
Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet
With mercury ion rockets
And a big a** "Canibus Comin' Soon" poster on the side of it
I'm known geographically and intergalactically
That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me
They even tried kidnappin' me and they would've snatched me
If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity
Engines stalled and failed, crashed into a farmer's field
And that's really what caused Roswell
Undercover operatives workin' for COM 12
Disguised as a n***a, signed with a record deal
Lyrically I'm off-scale
So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel
Briusin' n***as, confusin' n***as like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
Hear the wild wolf growl
Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds
Wack n***as wanna be down but it's not allowed
Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth
With the southpaw southern fist
I'll bust your sh**, swell your lip bigger than Bubba shrimp
For acting tough and sh**, what a wimp
You giant Goliath, n***as get shot with a rubber sling
I'm an experiment gone bad
My brainwaves on an encephalograph show that I'm stark ravin' mad
Your whole scientific staff'll get k**ed in a nuclear blast
When I throw the florence flask in my hand
Flammable liquids in the lab explode
And you get stabbed with all the flyin' gla**
Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts
Trained in chemical weapons cla**
Just to see how long a n***a's breath'll last
I put him in a leather mask
Spray his a** with a can of pepper gas
Then watch him grab his neck and gag
Watch the n***a choke to d**h as I laugh
"You wanna battle?" is the type of question you should never ask
n***a, pick a tougher task, see who the f**'ll last
Whoever lose'll get a solderin' iron up the a**
You need to recognize
My hand is quicker than the eye
Quicker than the five speed Jamiroquai drives
A lifespan longer than nine lives, infinite rhymes that can't die
A n***a with a divine mind
I dedicate this to the wise, dedicate it to dimes
Dividin myself into hundred ten times
You can't deny the offerin's I offer
Flows that glow with auroras that sparkle like water
Fly like a saucer with the torque of a Porsche
Murder a million MC's, then autograph all of their coffins
Been gettin it on since I been born and I'mma live long
And I'mma be gettin it on 'till I'm gone
Look at all the stages I been on, all the songs that I spit on
I took an oath to rip everything I get on
A n***a like me should have Carpal Tunnel syndrome
In the wristbones from gripping microphones this long
I'm just a small fish in a big pond
And gets pissed off, whenever I gets picked on
n***a try to flip and get flipped on
My army march a million strong
Like the Nation of Islam with suede Timbs on
Extremely hostile
Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision goggles
A lyrical lynch mob
sh**tin' on n***as drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink on
Duckin' down low like we in 'Nam fightin' the Viet Cong
Screamin "incomin" when I see a bomb
Speak to your leader, surrender your arms
You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds
Plus 800,000 to even consider a war
And 200,000 more to even look hard
You better drop your flag and withdraw
My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors
And smash y'all, attach y'all to the back of my horse
And drag y'all across the motherf**in' asphalt
Nine out of ten n***as is frauds
You know who you are always talkin' about your b**hes and your cars
Your j**elry and your girls, it's like we from two different worlds
You motherf**ers really get on my nerves
Cause I'm beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg sh**
I close my eyes when I freestyle, so I could read what prints across them
Then raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the audience
To barbecue your brain organs
You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven
I flame broil s**ers and hit 'em with some more sh**
The raw sh**. Call my reinforcements, the four horsemen
Take a big piece of chalk and draw a line across the stage pulpit
I dare a motherf**er to cross it
I'll even call my man Black Rob at two in the mornin'
Tell him it's important, tell him to call Sting three way and sing a chorus
Break your camcorders, so you motherf**ers can't record it
Call the news, I'll k** your reporters
Start a lawsuit, I'll k** your lawyers
f** the soft sh** and f** what y'all think
My album's gold cause my album was the bomb sh**
Y'all n***as got your a** beat, cause you asked for it
Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid
Cause you a man and you like to touch little boys
You f** 'em in the a**, then you give 'em cash for it
That's some sick sh** homeboy
A hundred years ago they'd have took you to see Sigmund Freud
You fraudulent, feminine, fragile as a feather is
With an effortless blow, I'll crack your whole skeleton
You think you're better than Canibus, where's the evidence?
You got below average intelligence and poor penmanship
You need to shut the f** up, cause your breath stink
Take fifty cents and purchase a pack of peppermints
Battlin' me, you never win
You thought you was the only n***a, that could sneak a weapon in
n***a guess again
Cause after I'm finished wreckin' this sh**
I'm a drink a whole bottle of Henney and go f** a lesbian