You're not the tallest, or the strongest, or the fastest, or the cleverest Legends last long, but not forever so remember this We're all together, so don't be frightened, he who knows least is most enlightened It might be that ignorance is bliss, it's inherently ridiculous we even exist So why be inconspicuous, a reasonable risk just to give it all in it's as easy as this Isn't that all better, better than a core setter when it's all pall bearers We're all aware of all of life's pleasures and how little time's left Let's all hold treasure Set sail, all crew, all weather Odd individuals look awesome together Celebrate your oddities, your work, your s**uality Celebrate your urges, celebrate humanity, celebrate your fetishes My message is clear, there's no such thing as normal, everybody's weird Celebrate your oddities, your actual insanity, celebrate your birth, celebrate humanity, celebrate your everything and let me be clear There's no such thing as normal, everybody's weird Don't be beaten by the bullies, or the bigots, or the bosses, or the system, or the sods in their boxes and their offices
Don't let them silly sausages say your mission is preposterous, and if they demolish it, repolish it Climb on top, life is yours to conquer, plant your flag, roar like a monster Hooray for small joy, rise and shine, make time for a (lion?), make time for wine Make time for fine nights, it's our ship to charter No ones on their d**h bed wishing they worked harder More wagging, less barking All in the spotlight, none in the margin More unicorns and a lot less trolls We'll never rest, and we'll never get old We'll never get gold, but the air's so fresh Just be you, I'm incredibly impressed Celebrate your oddities, your work, your s**uality Celebrate your urges, celebrate humanity, celebrate your fetishes My message is clear, there's no such thing as normal, everybody's weird Celebrate your oddities, your actual insanity, celebrate your birth, celebrate humanity, celebrate your everything and let me be clear There's no such thing as normal, everybody's​ weird