Hadouken! 'Cos you're fake rap like Jamie T.
Hadouken! 'Cos you're fake rap like Jamie T.
We don't like your scene, we don't like your song.
We don't like your clothes, 'cos you're sh**.
We don't like your scene, we don't like your song.
We don't like your clothes, 'cos you're sh**.
Sorry, could you take another look in your mirror?
If you wanna hear me clearer, stand a bit nearer.
'Cos it needs to be clear so I can clear this up.
In fact, cut the beat and turn the vocals up.
Hadouken! aren't rap.
Hadouken! don't rap.
Hadouken! just clap.
Everybody realise Hadouken! are crap.
I didn't wanna diss, I mean I really didn't wanna diss.
I can't believe that it's come to this.
But when somebody says "You sound like Hadouken!"
I'm like, are you taking the piss?
There aren't instruments when we get on stage,
Two MC's, DJ, a hella lot of ba**.
So next time you see this face, think Producers,
Not a bunch of wannabe grime-pop losers.
I have to agree, I'm not really fond of the similarities,
That everybody seems to want to make.
You wouldn't say we sound like the Spice Girls if I say,
Here's the story from S to S,
You wanna step to us, we'll leave you in a mess.
Why is it we sound like Hadouken!
Even if we don't have guitars or keyboard loops?
If I'm honest, I like square synth,
But so does every other single teen right now.
So why can't Producers With Computers make beats,
Without everybody saying "Aww man, just allow it!"?
"They sound like Hadouken!" And you know that people like to label.
If I hear another bad word spoken,
I'll rip their nose off their face, leave them talking all nasal.
We don't like your scene, we don't like your song.
We don't like your clothes, 'cos you're sh**.
We don't like your scene, we don't like your song.
We don't like your clothes, 'cos you're sh**.
Whoooaaa, nah nah nah, come on guys, this has gotta be a joke,
Hadouken! are well good professionals and their sound is very respectable.
Ha! Don't say that. Anyone can put on a flat peaked cap,
And lyrically screw the ears of the nation.
Brainwash the youth with hand claps and sub ba**.
Producers are so rude!
Rude, crude and deluded as possible.
We're unstoppable, and it's probable, that we'll leave you with a hobble.
You don't need to slew me to piss me off,
If you're the Klaxons, I'll take my headphones off.
If you're new rave, I'll take my headphones off.
If you're emo, I'll take my headphones off.
We don't like your scene, we don't like your song.
We don't like your clothes, 'cos you're sh**.
We don't like your scene, we don't like your song.
We don't like your clothes, 'cos you're sh**.
We don't like your scene, we don't like your song.
We don't like your clothes, 'cos you're sh**.
We don't like your scene, we don't like your song.
We don't like your clothes, 'cos you're sh**.