[Verse 1:Problem] I once f**ed a b**h named Tracey,Tracey was a ho,yeah she from Compton she grew up in the 4 Let the b**h smoke and she sho gone let you hit,her brother is a blood but her daddy is crip And she got a sister that b**h the truth,she s**ed it while i drive let her f** me in the swoop She heard from her sister how a n***a used to k** that sh**,k** that sh** So one day she got my number and she text me like can i feel that sh**,feel that sh** I'm like hell yeah,so i picked her a** up like it was nothin,30 minutes later me and baby girl f**in Baby girl bussin with this head I'm colossal still got baby p**y juice all in my nostril Now let me tell you about [?] [?] she a fool, bad yellow b**h i used to f** in school Always in the cut never out in public she had a boyfriend he thought i was her cousin He come to pick her up and i be on the couch i give the n***a dap and he kissed her in the mouth Kissed her in the mouth and she just in that nasty a** sh** wit s**in big balls drinking nut and lickin dick I used to laugh every time i useed to see her but he got my a** back guess who f**in on my biitch [Hook] These are the tells,the freaky tales,these are the tells that i tell so well That i tell so well,that i tell so well These are the tales,the freaky tales,these are the tales that i tell so well
That i tell so well,that i tell so well [Verse 2:Problem] f**ed a b**h named ashley thought she was choosey,b**h from the valley come to stars every tuesday Rocked a long a** weave its the [?] let her f** a n***a cause I'm fly plus Im ghetto Knew i had a girl but gave me head till i stuttered,say she on the pill so we hardly used the rubber Man i swear i thought she was a ill a** b**h ill a** b**h,ho facebooked my boo,told her we was f**in I was bout to k** that b**h,k** that b**h,whats yo problem Now that got me thinking bout Rochelle,she hit a n***a down anytime i took her air She stay with a man,but he a jerk,so i come through,and f** while he at work It ain't my fault he need learn how to dick her, I'm wiping off my dick while I'm starin at they pictures And that's f**ed up but i don't give a sh**,cause if the roles were reversed he would f** my b**h [Hook] These are the tells,the freaky tales,these are the tells that i tell so well That i tell so well,that i tell so well These are the tales,the freaky tales,these are the tales that i tell so well That i tell so well,that i tell so well [Outro] Welcome to hotels Check in Grab yo key It's rated r Problem Yeah That sh** bang