Please don't drink so much
Drinking is bad for your heart and
Your organs they all fell down
Through the hole
That it's made in your gut
Please don't drink so much
I worry that you will die
Too fast to live
Is the stupidest saying
I've heard in my life
Please don't drink so much
Your mother would be sad
She's a nice lady
So show you deserve her
Or you'll only end up like
Your dad