Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet p**y
This kitty cat of fine descent, was cherished by her mother
Who wouldn't let another, pet her, unless he was qualified
Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots
And that's when the neighborhood (d-d-dogs)
They'd line up around the block
Meow
When my little scarlet feline roars
The locals come around (come around)
When they see the scarlet light
They know it's time to come chase her down (chase her down)
Lo and behold the fantastical way
In which their bodies groove
My scarlet p**y's furry magic alters any mood
Scarlet p**y (it's cool)
Scarlet p**y
p**ycat, p**ycat
Wherefore art thou, puppy?
She can make u crazy if u're too close to her heat
She can make u sad when u're happy as can be
She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet p**y
Every dog would try his lines
To get p**y's attention ([...])
All they want is so exposed
In ways too gross to mention (eew!)
Green virgin teenager
A filthy rich yuppie
p**ycat p**ycat
Wherefore art thou puppy?
Scarlet p**y
She can make u crazy if u're too close to her heat
She can make u sad when u're happy as can be
She can make u shoot your ego all over your sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet p**y
Meow
Now what's going on?
Oh, no, man, look out!
Somebody come get this meow-meow of my leg!
Meow!
Scarlet p**y
p**ycat p**ycat
Wherefore art thou, puppy?
Meow
She can make u crazy if u're too close to her heat
She can make u sad when u're happy as can be
She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet p**y
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet p**y
She can make u happy, she can make u sad
She can make u crazy (crazy)
She can make u shiver from your head down to your feet
She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets (oh!)
She can make u crazy if u're too close to her heat
She can make u sad when u're happy as can be
She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet p**y