You like my crib, baby?
Well, come a little closer. Don't be shy
Darlin', I want you so bad. I can almost taste the smell of your skin
And honey, I'd be so sad, if you didn't break down and let me in
You better let me in, baby. Don't you know ...
If the Kid can't make you come, nobody can
Am I gettin' through, baby?
Sweetheart, I can be gentle as a lamb. If that's what gets you off
I wanna get you off, baby
And lover, straddle my bra** and we'll dance in the land of the hard and soft
I don't care, baby. Whatever gets you off?
If the kid can't make you come, nobody can
Need I say more, baby?
Do you wanna straddle my bra**?
If the kid can't make you come, nobody ...
That's a pretty blouse
.... Thank you
Take it off
.... Is that better?
A little bit, I'd rather see it live in concert though
.... Well, I'll tell you what, cutie. I'll let you take that off
Oh yes!
This little hook went to Holland. This little hook went to France
This little hook went to London. And this little hook went to...
.... Uhmm
Oh Lord! Honey, don't you ever try and breastfeed no baby
.... Why not?
Never mind. What time is it?
.... Titty time
I know that's right
.... Uhmm
What's my name?
.... Morris
No, come on baby, what's my real name?
.... Uuh, uh, uhh
Talk to me, talk to me
.... M ... Mo ... Mor ... Morris!
Yes! Oh baby, you're just too s**y
.... Morris?
Yeah baby
.... What's my name?
It's baby, ain't it?
.... Oh Morris, what's my ...
Ah ga ga ga ga!
.... Oh, Morris!
Too s**y!
I bet you never thought I'd be this good, did you?
Let me hear the pledge of allegiance, baby
.... What do you mean?
You know, like you used to do in school
.... You got to be kidding. I guess you're not
Come on baby, Morris is listening
.... OK... I pledge allegiance ... to the flag... of the United States... of America ...
.... and to the republic... for which it stands
Oh Lord! You're just too s**y
.... Uuh
Ain't nobody bad like me?