This screens a bore / theres no games and no p**n / theres just a lot of grilled cheese and a bakery treat for just 99 cents / and all these old ppl piss me off / is that hard to think before you talk? / oh, you can't read the menu? / well i dont give a f** / ive been here since noon / and im not leaving soon / watch, theyll ask me to close / ill agree and ill resume / the only way i get time off is by saying im in bands that im not / im sure i said it more thn enough, but please let me go on / if bill roles his eyes or gives me that mouth just one more time / ill shove my "gay jeans" so far up his a** / they'll align with his spine, but ill be just fine