Today is going to be the greatest day of your life Today is going to be the greatest day of your life Today is going to be the greatest day of your life With a head full of pancakes, a gut full of rot He shoots from the hip for one final Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst He ran like a ba*tard and jumped like an ape He left the crowd cheering his one final Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst
Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Randy throws fastballs like man's never known Kobayashi ate hot dogs to take the throne The avocado is shedding its pit Beef on a pancake to a tree don't mean sh** Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Extinction burst Today is going to be the greatest day of your life Today is going to be the day you get up on your heels and fight In the face of all that you disdain you will burn so bright Extinction burst