I go through more "bars" than alcoholics
And make these babies cry like they suffer from colic
I have something in common with that comic book line
'Cause they "marvel" everytime that Prime utters a rhyme
In a zone when I spit,got many bones to pick
I want a watch so iced out,Sierra Leone's on my wrist
Skate off with me gold and a big bag of cream
Attract girls with "racks" big enough to hold magazines
Universal,I span the continuum of space-time
With a style that's fatter than Jenny Craig's waistline
f** Slim Fast,I'd rather pack pounds of extra weight
Not the type that makes my cholesterol escalate
"Big apple" like New York,delicious and golden
I'm like Shaq standing amongst a bunch of Gary Colemans
'What you talkin' 'bout Willis,' I'm flippin' a damn bird
At absurd folks that are bigger dummies than Lamont Sanford (ya big dummy!)
I'm tryin' to watch my profanity
But I get f**in' pissed at a**holes and b**hes that tax my sanity
Get more flak (Flack) than Roberta and hear whinings (Winans) like CeCe
I'd rather be gettin' head on a beach in Tahiti
I'm a modern day Da Vinci,a "Renaissance Man"
Lookin' to produce more "cheddar" than Wisconsin
Sex a honey from each country to say I f**ed the world
Tonight a sweet little Swede,tomorrow a Russian girl
The way I hurl these curves,I'm on the run for Cy Young
I'm like a lesbian in the way I flick my tongue
But I'm also like a reverend,preachin' the word
That'll make you "shake your groove thing" like Peaches and Herb
But my diction's scary,I murdered the dictionary
I'm a man of the world but also a visionary
Process so many thoughts,my brain's built by Intel
I got a network that's complex and connected like Ma Bell