Three PM and she's under the covers
Dumpster breath she's my hungover lover
Strong as steel, four olive martini
Hand on her head and one on my weinie She's in bed, she's s**in' on a candy cigarette
She's in bed, she's s**in' on a candy cigarette
She's in bed, s**in' on a candy cigarette
s**in' on a candy cigarette Three PM and we're slow to recover
We're hangin' out and well hungover
This Ernie Steele's makes a mean martini
So pa** the fire and light me sweetie She's in bed, s**in' on a candy cigarette
She's in bed, she's s**in' on a candy cigarette
She's in bed, s**in' on a candy cigarette
s**in' on a candy cigarette