[Verse:]
Hashtag, hashtag
Alarm on the celly
What's the time of day
Still hungover
Last night went hella late
Check my IG and twitter then I hit the vape
That's how I start my day
Hashtag wake and bake
Woke up too late and I missed my flight
Packed a fat bowl but I couldn't find a light
This girl in my bed looked way better last night
I just can't win
Hashtag f*ck my life
She had my drunk
No a** but booty shakin
Mixed drinks; the alcohol can't even taste it
Becky taking shots, she don't want a chase it
Hashtag white girl wasted
Smile on your face walking around talking sh**
You gotta be a female to be acting like a b**h
F*ck you, your fam, and your whole dam clique
p**y down slow
Hashtag eat a dick
Clash of clans, my village gotta make it greater
Pacman to Call of Duty been a player
NBA Live I'm always gonna pick the Lakers
Wanna play online
Hashtag I'm a gamer
We roll into the buffet and she snacking on some chips
She's 300 pounds and only 5'6”
I focus on the positive, those dick s**ing lips
Hashtag that's a big f*ckin b**h
Stop using so many hashtags like you're obsessed
Is it bad that I wanna post a tweet just full of hashtags?
Like me too
[Girls talking over each other]
Baby doing down bong hits and smoking tricks
Baby got back, s**y lips and looking thick
You got the munchies? She can cook and she can roll a splint
She loves to get high
Hashtag stoner b**h
I try to get along and treat people right
I need to spread peace or I can't sleep at night
I don't like to fight but I'll fight for my rights
It's the way I've always been
Hashtag hippie life
She's feeling me, she loves the way I treat women
I'm Michael Jordan and she wants to be my Scottie Pippin
Fat guy game never gonna catch me slippin
Hashtag big pimpin
This kid rolled up with the blunt I took a puff
I didn't catch a bus and it tasted super punk
He tried to sell me a bag and he wanted fifty bucks
Good luck with that
Hashtag your weed s**s!
Hashtag nailed it
Hashtag swish
Hashtag for the win!
Hashtag so no one told you life was gonna be this way
Hashtag [clap clap clap]
Hashtag throwback Thursday